i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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