I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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