NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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