Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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