It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Randomize
