I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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