i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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