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I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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