Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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