butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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