oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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