What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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