? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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