dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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