I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
