My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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