She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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