she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
it glows. i had to have it.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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