Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
