Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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