I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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