how do flat chested girls get laid?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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