That's intense
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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