i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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