Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Randomize
