Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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