Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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