Pregnant stripper...not hot.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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