Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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