She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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