Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
