I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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