I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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