That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Vodka?
Forever.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
