Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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