Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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