I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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