ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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