bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
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it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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