Me too!
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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