the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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