I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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