Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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