We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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