Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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