I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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