so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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