it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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