no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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