Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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