If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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