My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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