All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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