Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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