Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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