I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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