People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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