you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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