i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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